Tuesday 30 January 2007

Interesting Celery Fact number 12 - Celery and the Origins of Life on Earth

Celery is despised by atheists, as it is the ultimate refutation of Darwin's theory of evolution. Either celery has evolved as a plant with no purpose, unusuccesful as a foodstuff, or it has evolved it's negative calorific value as a defence mechanism, which hasn't worked. Either way, Darwin is up the creek without a paddle on this one.

Ancient Norse mythology tells how Loki, the mischevious son of the giants, bet Odin that if he created a plant which tasted unutterably foul, and actually had a negative effect on nutrition, humans would still find a reason to eat it. Loki won the bet, and Odin cut off one of his toes in anger.

Today, most evolutionists do not believe in celery.

1 comment:

Amy said...

This one is my favourite so far!!!