Interesting Celery Fact No. 18

In a recent piece of consumer research, celery was ranked as the #3 cause of concussion in UK adults. The research suggests this is primarily caused by the relatively modern combination of double glazing, and single parents living alone. It would appear that, under the triple stress of trying to lose weight, look after their children, and regain the interest of their partners, and lose weight, single mothers have taken in fits of pique, to throwing their celery out of the window. Sadly, the rise in green homes has meant that windows are increasingly unbreakable, resulting in a rash of concussions caused by Celery Rebound. ROSPA will be launching an advertising campaign to combat the use of celery forthwith .